You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

you're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
your heart's an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you've got garlic in your soul
yr. Grinch!
i wouldn't touch you
with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

you're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile
mr. Grinch!
given the choice between the two of you
i'd take the seasick crocodile!

you're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
you're a nasty, wasty skunk!
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk
mr. Grinch!
the three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote
"stink, stank, stunk!"

you're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!